Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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