i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Terrible idea I love it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize