But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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