He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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