I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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