I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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