Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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