no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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