At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
It's just like the Real World with babies
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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