omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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