I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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