Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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