And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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