Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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