i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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