ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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