Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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