To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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