I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
