My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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