Moan for me like Helen Keller
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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