Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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