just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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