You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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