Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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