Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
how does that bad decision feel?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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