He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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