i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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