laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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