You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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