Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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