is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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