i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
send nudes
from the living room?
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