White coat. Heels.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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