I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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