so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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