That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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