we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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