Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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