Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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