she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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