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(410): View more from Maryland

cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.

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(573): View more from Missouri

his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

(314): View more from Missouri

did it work

(573): View more from Missouri

that's not the point...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...

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(479): View more from Arkansas

She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me

(1-317): View more from Indiana

Do you even hear yourself?

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