I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have already put on my inside pants.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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