i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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