I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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