Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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