I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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