bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Fuck appropriateness.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
