Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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