Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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