Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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