no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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