The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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