is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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