If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize